Sunday, April 19, 2009

Okay, time for another joke

This coming week we're going to be getting some work done.

At my house spring is here and the yard needs attention.

In my family we're trying to make plans for summer vacation and household repairs.

On this blog we're going to be talking about learning to fish and teaching others to fish.

Life is all about preparation and follow through.

So take a deep breath, have a little laugh, and get ready for the coming week.

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

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